PC Repair Invoice for In-laws

1 PC Case $32.00 2 Winnie the Pooh Stickers for the outside $50.00 3 PC Power Supply $85.00 4 Repairs for buying the wrong power supply $100.00 5 PC MSI Micro-ATX Mother Board???? $285.00 6 Books and CD's to learn about mother boards $100.00 7 25 Cups of Starbuck's Coffee to help read them $130.00 8 Intel 2.6 Gigahertz Pentium 4 Processor???? $68.00 9 Gas and Mileage to take food processors back upon realizing they weren't the same things $75.00 10 Dr. Apt. for Anxiety $30.00 11 Rx for Xanex $60.00 12 1 Gigahertz RAM $65.00 13 Cable Bill for national geographic channel to try and find out what kind of damn ram is a Gigahertz RAM $10.00 14 Six Pack to help watch the National Geographic Channel $50.00 15 50 Gigahertz Maxtor Hard Drive??? $25.00 16 More beer because my Giga-Hurts $30.00 17 30 Gigahertz Maxtor Hard Drive??? $45.00 18 Switched to Windser and Coke because I still can't figure out why my Giga-Hurts $80.00 19 Windows Operating System $650.00 20 Took PC to ER (Drunk) thinking it needed some form of operation???? $100.00 21 More Xanex $50.00 22 Microsoft 2003 Office Professional Suite???? $80.00 23 Closest thing I could find was Micro-Motel Office Suite Rental room 2003???? $350.00 24 LG DVD/CD-ROM Drive $50.00 25 ?????? $75.00 26 More Xanex $100.00 27 Memorex DVD/CD-RW Drive $25.00 28 ???? Is is live or Memorex????? $50.00 29 More Xanex and Beer $20.00 30 3.5 Floppy Drive $675.00 31 Bail - for punching out some snot-nosed tech-person after arguing with him about why my drive is floppy and it shouldn't be $125.00 32 More Xanex and Beer $50.00 33 Garbage service for trashing the whole damn thing!!!!! $25.00 34 General Labor $1,000.00 35 Blood, Sweat and Tears (Also some skin) $8,000.00